Nomological Munging

My name is particularly hard to spell. (You got to this site, so you probably spelled it correctly, or clicked on a link of someone who did. Of course, google is a very good speller.)

I got a letter the other day for an “Aissack Shluffeer.” As I have no freaking clue who that person is, I threw it away. (Aissack, if you’re reading this, you wanna consolidate your student loans? If so, let me know. Sorry about throwing out your mail.)

I’m going to start using a regex as my name. Just call me [AI]+[sz]+[aie]+[ck]+ Sc?h[ue]?l[ue][ue]?[tdf]+er.

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